spudmunkey wrote:There was a store that I would walk past almost every day on my way into work. I'd usually stop by a couple times a week to joke with the folks, and ask things like, "Do you sell eggs?" "Do you guys carry armpit wax?" "Do you guys sell taxidermied penguins?" "Where do you keep your 1982 phone books for Topeka, KS?"
After the first couple of times, their automatic response was just to silently point behind them to the sign on the wall above their heads.
The store was called "Just Rugs".
Awww, feel the (rug) burn!